The Dr.Evil to my Austin Powers...

Don't let the cheesy innocent grin fool you...This is the face of an evil, evil man. I mentioned Will in a previous post but i thought i would put a face to the name.

William Turner has made it his sole ambition during our time at Staffs Uni to annoy the hell out of me. That is why he heads the list of the most annoying people in my life at the moment.

The reason he is more annoying then anyone else is because he doesn't even try hard. Some people that will feature in my moans and gripes really do try hard and make an effort, whereas Will does it without even trying.

There are of course other occasions where he does try.

Here are just a few recent example...

1. Those that know me will be aware of the fact I believe that Tim Bresnan does not deserve to play international cricket, due to the fact he is complete and utter garbage! I'm not doubting his role as a journeyman of the county circuit - in fact I would probably have some respect for him for that. However he doesn't. The fact he got anywhere near the plane to Australia has been a subject of much distaste for me but Will felt it necessary to leave a note under my door with the words "I LOVE TIM BRESNAN", so that upon my return from Gobble, I had a nice surprise waiting for me,

2. Having noted earlier people's reaction to the fact i don't like egg, Will took it upon himself to go into our bathroom, unroll the toilet roll, and write "I Love Eggs" before rolling it back up. Luckily for my sanity it wasn't me who discovered it, but you can spot the trend beginning to appear.

3. Finally the simplest but perhaps most annoying of his pranks...Having mentioned in passing conversation that I wanted to use the TV to watch the American football match between New England Patriots and San Diego Chargers. The conversation went a little something like this...

Will "You can't, I need to watch An Idiot Abroad tonight"



Me "It's On Demand, can't you watch it tomorrow"

Will: "No Dan [Will's Brother] has already seen it, he'll ruin it the next time i speak to him"

Me: "Ok then, can you not watch it before nine?"

Will: "No because Jade and I are watching Beauty and the Beast"........And so on.


There's me trying to find a genuine solution to the problem, where I could have just said "I'm watching it", and then Will having carried this on for some considerable time longer, just started laughing before the penny dropped.

Just a few of the numerous ways Will annoys me. It isn't just Will and that's why in posts to follow I will focus on other members of Will's entourage.

SR.

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