How do you like your eggs in the morning?....In the bin

How do you like your eggs in the morning?....In the bin

Imagine the scenario.

You wake up in the morning and head to the kitchen to make a cup of tea and make some breakfast. 

You go to the cupboard to make your selection and you find that almost every item in your cupboard has been covered in a variety of words in permanent marker.

This is just one of the things that I have to put up with, and most of it is down to one person...Will. Will is at the same time a great mate and a total pain in the backside, what with his relentless sarcasm and practical joking, not to mention the fact that he seems my opinion on certain dairy products unfathomable.

I use the term "dairy" loosely as I am talking about Eggs.

I happen to one of the numerous people around the world I’m sure that either don't, won't or can't eat EGGs.

You may be thinking 'so what?' but to Will and a few other of my friends who will undoubtedly feature at some point in future posts, my dislike of the bird based by product, provides such hilarity and constant questioning that it is just ridiculous.

Now I’m not one to question people's food preference's but seriously...why is it so bad that I don't like eggs?!?

I mean, there are certain people not naming any names (Amy Mayne) that won't eat tomato based sauces. That surely is more ridiculous then the fact that I dislike eggs, is it not?

Anyway, that's just the tip of the iceberg there will be plenty more to follow I’m sure but for now see you later.

Sam