The Others....

It would be unfair to talk solely about Will and his 'Pursuit of Annoyance', as he does have a number of helpers, referred to previously as the entourage. So I thought I might introduce a few more to add some colour to the picture.

Will's right hand wo-man is of course his girlfriend Jade. Jade is lovely in so many ways her constant energy and positivity is to be praised...usually.

There are of course some occasions when one needs to take one's  foot off the pedal and relax. Let me give you a perfect example.

Its a typical Saturday morning after a typical student Friday night, and I want nothing more than to lay undisturbed on the sofa watching Jeff and the lads on Soccer Saturday, all the while nursing a dirty hangover. Alas Jade had other ideas...

Jade comes over and after staying relatively calm for the first ten minutes, proceeded to bounce around, becoming the first person ever to make me feel sea sick while sitting on a sofa.

Add to that an infatuation with the name of Norwich City footballer Wes Hoolahan and you have the worst way to spend a hangover bar none.

Next is David 'Scouse' Ball...

Don't be mistaken by this picture, Dave Ball hates cricket.

Now normally, while slightly annoying, Dave not liking cricket wouldn't be a problem, but it is the way he goes on and on and on about how bad cricket is, how cricket only has seven fans and they're all bored or asleep, and how the mere mention of cricket prompts pretend snoring noises and narcoleptic tendencies.

These are just a few of the ways David is one of the most annoying people I call a friend.

Another thing he does is of course the constant "Are you winning mate?" Whenever you are losing at anything, whether it be Fifa, Poker or anything.

Finally, there's Ash.

Ash is the epitome of annoyance. His constant sarcastic comments and incessant prank calls frustrate even the most tolerant. Now Ash isn't a bad person he just doesn't have an off switch. Sarcastic comment after comment mean it is near impossible to tell if Ash is being serious or not anymore. This in turn is the most frustrating feature of Ash...Well that and the fact he supports Liverpool.

They are just three of the people responsible for why i've felt the need to find a place to vent my frustrations, and they are numerous others, signalling what a team effort annoying me really is.

Having looked at a micro level, future posts will looke more at people and things in wider society including the media, that have a canny knack of annoying the hell out me, but for now see you later.

SR

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